do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.
Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱
oh my god
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
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The fourth picture is giving me LIFE
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on
I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
partners in gun fixing
…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh
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